Words from Kathy on Motor Cars

Here are some comments from my wife after 7 years of tolerating a husband with a passion for Fairmont motor cars:

"I have absolutely no interest in learning how to run a motor car"

"Carburetor problems again! Is there a single one of those things that doesn't have carburetor problems"

"You've bought another spark coil? How many of those coils do you need?"

"I am not helping you take another engine out. Get somebody else – ANYBODY ELSE - to help you"

"We didn’t pick the Fairmont Hotel to stay in because I’ve heard that word way too many times"

"The day that you buy me a motor car is the day that I buy you a sewing machine"

"No I won't come out and help you. It's mid-January and it's too damn cold in the barn."

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Last Edited 19 January, 2003